Appleloosa

Pinkie Pie: Good morning, Ponyville.  What an awesome day.  *A pink hoof with Pinkie Pie's face drawn on it comes out from behind a sand castle Sugarcube Corner.* I wonder if Rainbow Dash is home.

Rainbow Dash: Heya, Pinkie.  *A blue hoof with Rainbow Dash's face drawn on it comes down from above.* Whatcha doin'?

Pinkie Pie: Going over to Applejack's place.  *both hooves walk together to a large sand mountain* This doesn't look like Applejack's place.

Applejack: Don't get yer plot in a bunch.  *bucks off the top half of the sand mountain, making a sand castle Appleloosa* There ya go!

Pinkie Pie: Ooh, what is it?

Applejack: Can't ya tell?  It's Appleloosa.

Rainbow Dash: That place where your cousin lives?  And where the buffalos and ponies had a fight?

*Winona runs over the sand Appleloosa, ruining it*

Applejack: *dejected* Yep…

Pinkie Pie: Okie dokie lokie, let's make Sweet Apple Acres now.

Applejack: Ya know, pardner, ah don't feel like making sand castles all of a sudden.  Ah'll see ya'll later.  *walks off*

Pinkie Pie: Applejack?

Rainbow Dash: *flies off and lands right next to Applejack* Hey Applejack, wanna arm wrestle?

Applejack: Not now.  Ah'm not feelin' up to doin' anythin'.

Rainbow Dash: Oh-ho, I get it.  Not feeling up to some arm wrestling, huh?  Whatever you say, Applejack.  *turns around* Gee, I sure hope Applejack doesn't attack me from behind.  Hi-yah!  *grabs Big Macintosh and flips him over onto the ground.  Big Mac scowls and bucks Rainbow, who falls next to Applejack.* Uh, Applejack?

Pinkie Pie: *literally surfs in the air next to Applejack* Surf's up, Applejack!

Applejack: No thanks.  *enters Parasprite Fields; parasprites are buzzing around*

Rainbow Dash: *runs after a parasprite with a net* Boy, there's nothing like going parasprite-fishing!  *Pinkie runs after, then falls on her face.  Pinkie gets back up and runs again.* Look Applejack, we caught one!

Applejack: Listen, Rainbow.  Right now, ah don't wanna build sand castles, arm wrestle, or eat parasprites

Pinkie Pie: Ew, Applejack, we don't eat parasprites.  We let 'em go!

Rainbow Dash: Fly away, ya parasprite.  Fly like there's no tomorrow.

Pinkie Pie: Go on back to where you belong.  *Applejack watches, getting teary-eyed* Run along back to your friends and family!  I know they miss you as much as you miss them!  Hurry on before they leave you behind!  Remember, there's no place like home!  *Applejack starts crying* Applejack?  What are you crying about?

Applejack: *quickly maintains composure* Ah ain't crying!  Ah, uh…ah, um…ah was just, uh…yawnin'…yawnin' very loud…

Pinkie Pie: *suspicious* Applejack, even I can tell that you're not telling the truth.  Remember last time?

Applejack: Oh, ah guess ah'm feelin' homesick.

Pinkie Pie: Homesick?  But isn't Ponyville your home?

Applejack: Ah lived in Appleloosa when ah was a foal.  Why do you think ah act like a rodeo gal?

Pinkie Pie: Hmm… *cut to Pinkie and Rainbow guiding a blindfolded Applejack* Almost there.

Applejack: Dagnabit, Pinkie!  What is it?

Pinkie Pie: Ta-da! *all three are standing in front of Sweet Apple Acres* Welcome home, Applejack!  *Applejack pauses, then cries and runs into the shed.* Applejack?

Applejack: Go away.  *shuts the shed doors*

Rainbow Dash: I don't get it, Pinkie.  What's wrong with Applejack?

Pinkie Pie: Maybe it's a cowgirl thing?

Applejack: *comes up to the roof with a guitar* ♪Wish ah was back in Appleloosa.  The farm is no place for a cowgirl.  Wish ah was in Appleloosa, prettiest place in the world, oh no.  Ah guess that deep in my heart, ah'll always be an Appleloosan girl.  Ah wanna go hooooooooooooooome, home.♪ *some timberwolves howl along; Rainbow and Pinkie hear the music*

Rainbow Dash: Huh?  Pinkie, do you hear that?

Pinkie Pie: *musical notes are swarming Pinkie* Ah!  Get 'em off me!  Get 'em off me!

Rainbow Dash: Wait, Pinkie, listen!  It's Applejack.

Applejack: ♪Ah wanna wake up in Appleloosa.  Ah miss those wide, open skies.  Ah miss mah 20 acres, fritters, and pecan pies, oh why?  When ah'm so far from you Appleloosa, all ah can do is cry. ♪ *Rainbow and Pinkie starts crying.  At the Carousel Boutique, Rarity hears the song and starts crying, accidentally burying herself in the fabrics she was levitating with magic.  At the library, Twilight and Spike are crying as well.  Spike blows his nose in Twilight's book.*

Twilight: *angry* Spike!

Applejack: ♪Ah wanna go hooooooooooooooome, home.  *Blu Mankuma's voice* Ah wanna go home.♪ *goes back into her shed; Rainbow and Pinkie continues sobbing, then stops*

Pinkie Pie: Do you think she knows the Muffin Pony song?

Derpy: *flies in from out of nowhere* Muffins?!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie!  She sang that song from her heart.  She really misses Appleloosa.

Pinkie Pie: Maybe we should get some Appleloosa and bring it here in Ponyville.

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, you can't…wait a minute, that's it!  Pinkie, your genius is showing.

Pinkie: *tries to cover herself* Where?!

Derpy: No muffins?

*At the Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie and Rainbow are standing outside the door.*

Pinkie Pie: Everything looks perfect.  We're going to Applejack now.

Rarity: *from inside* Please hurry, dear!  We can't squat like this forever!

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: *leapfrogging to Sweet Apple Acres* Sugarcube Corner!  Sugarcube Corner!  Applejack's surprise is at the Sugarcube Corner!  

Rainbow Dash: Wait til' she sees the…

Pinkie Pie: Shh!  Don't spoil the surprise!  *knocks on Applejack's house door; Applejack opens the door*

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie: Hey Applejack!

Pinkie Pie: You wanna come with us to the Sugarcube Corner?

Applejack: *walks out with a hobo stick* Hey Rainbow.  Hey Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: What are you doing with that?

Applejack: Ah'm goin' back to Appleloosa.

Pinkie Pie: What?!  Now?!  You can't!  I mean we…!

Applejack: It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home.

Pinkie Pie: Wait Applejack!  You can't!  Uhh, we were gonna…the…the Sugarcube Corner…that is not the right direction!  Wait, if you don't…if I can't…augh!  Applejack!  Hold on a second!  You don't wanna leave without having one last cupcake down at the Sugarcube Corner?

Applejack: Ah'm tired of havin' sweets by the hour, Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: But, Applejack, don't you wanna say good-bye to all your friends down at the Sugarcube Corner?

Applejack: *gets on the train* Ah just can't do that, Pinkie.  It'd be too sad.

Pinkie Pie: Applejack, no!  Wait!  *train rides off* I can't believe she's gone.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah.  What's so great about dumb ol' Appleloosa?

*train speeds back; Applejack gets off, looking very angry*

Applejack: What did you say?

Rainbow Dash: Um, Appleloosa is dumb?

Applejack: Don't you DARE take the name of Appleloosa in vain!

Pinkie Pie: You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Appleloosa?

Applejack: No, you can't!

Rainbow Dash: Oh, then can we say that ponies from Appleloosa are dumb?

Applejack: No!  You can't say nothin' about Appleloosa!

Pinkie Pie: *smiles deviously* Oh, so you mean we can't say anything bad about… *starts shaking her behind and makes derp eyes* …Appleloosa!

Applejack: *face gets red* Ah'm warnin' you, Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: Look, Rainbow.  I'm Appleloosa.  Duh, howdy ya'll!  Howdy ya'll!

Rainbow Dash: I'm Appleloosa, too!  Get a dog little longie!  Get a dog little longie!

Pinkie Pie: Howdy ya'll!  Howdy ya'll!

Rainbow Dash: Get a dog little longie!  Get a dog little longie!

Applejack: Ya'll best cut it out!

Pinkie Pie: *while Rainbow is making farting noises* The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Appleloosa!  *Applejack starts to get really angry (Princess Luna from Canterlot notices a disturbance); Pinkie Pie has a map of Appleloosa drawn on her stomach* Hey, Dashie.  What am I now?

Rainbow Dash: Um, stupid?

Pinkie Pie: No, silly, I'm Appleloosa!

Rainbow Dash: What's the difference?!  *Pinkie and Rainbow laugh*

Applejack: *drops hobo stick* Ya'll best apologize, or ah'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!

Pinkie Pie: You gotta catch us first!  *Pinkie and Rainbow run* We did it, Dashie!  We got her!

Rainbow Dash: Sugarcube Corner, here we come!  *turns to Applejack while running* Can we say that plants from Appleloosa are dumb?  Can we say that boots from Appleloosa are dumb?

Pinkie Pie: Okay, Dashie, that's enough.

Rainbow Dash: Why?  You think that slowpoke is gonna ca—?  *Applejack starts to sprint, catching up to Rainbow and Pinkie.  Rainbow screams.*

Pinkie Pie: Run faster, Dashie!

*Rainbow and Pinkie ran faster, screaming; they go around each side of a statue of Princess Celestia; Applejack crashes through the statue and chases the two with a lasso.*

Rainbow Dash: *lasso hovers above her* Ahh!  *lasso catches her and drags her back* Pinkie!

*A nuclear explosion is made and Pinkie screams; Pinkie hides inside a tipped-over barrel, but Applejack stomps on the barrel, cutting it in two; Pinkie's separated body tries to run away, joins the barrel together, and runs out of the barrel, whole again.*

Applejack: Ya'll gonna take back what ya said?!

Pinkie Pie: *runs faster* No!  Almost there!  *runs toward the Sugarcube Corner; Appejack's lasso turns into the shape of Pinkie; Pinkie screams and jumps for the door to Sugarcube Corner; Applejack catches Pinkie with her rope just as Pinkie reached the door; Applejack starts pulling Pinkie as she clings onto the door*

Applejack: Pinkie!  You've been messin' with the bull!  Now here come the horns!

Pinkie Pie: Applejack!  No!  *the front of Sugarcube Corner breaks off as Applejack pulled Pinkie off*

Everyone inside Sugarcube Corner: Howdy ya'll!

Applejack: Wha-what's this?

Pinkie Pie: It's a party!

Rainbow Dash: *flying over clumsily with hooves tied and covered in bandages* For you!

Applejack: Fer me?!

Pinkie Pie: It's your own little slice of Appleloosa!  Check it out Applejack!  We got square dancing… *Twilight is holding a square while dancing awkwardly* …giant salt… *Rarity is carrying a giant white rock on her back* … homemade peas-in-a-can pie… *Fluttershy is holding a pie with a can of peas in it* …and we got our very own 10 gallon hats!  *Pinkie and Rainbow put full ten gallon water jugs on their head, but Rainbow falls over* So what do you think?  Are you gonna stay?  *Applejack laughs and tears comes out of her eyes; everyone misinterprets this as sadness, as Pinkie and Rainbow are about to cry* Don't cry anymore, Applejack.  I'll go get your bags.

Applejack: Ah' ain't crying!  Ah'm laughing!  Ah appreciate what ya'll are trying to do, Pinkie, but home isn't about barbacues and pecan pies.  Home is where you're surrounded by ponies that care about ya.  *everyone gathers around Applejack* Huh?  Duh, what am ah doin'?  Ah was home all along, and it took me til' now to realize it.

Pinkie Pie: Does that mean you'll stay?

Applejack: Ah'm stayin'!  *everyone starts cheering*

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Appleloosa?

Applejack: What did ya just say?

Rainbow Dash: Should I start running now?